" mountain lions "

 [ "mountain lion" ]

1: A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.

  * e.g.,  ... I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab! 

 [ "Mountain Lion" ]

1: A Cougar past its prime. But still ferocious. An elderly woman who secretly chases after the friends of her grandson. Well past menopause but somehow has still maintained that eerie sex drive and is unappologetic in voicing her sex advice, advances and wisdom to her friends and family. With the advent of Cialis and Viagra, and other ED drugs it has brought to the forefront the truth that not only do older men way past their prime still maintain unusally high libido but their older, pastier counterparts do as well.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, why does your grandma keep asking me if I want more milk and cookies? Watch out, bro, She's a mountain lion. 

 [ "mountain lion" ]

1: 1 is a puma a young attractive woman 2 is the cougar stage an attractive older woman who preys on younger men. 3 is a mountain lion a woman who has exceeded the cougar stage but yet is still hunting the younger men.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow she is a total mountain lion I'm gonna MOUNT IT BUT IM GONNA LYE ABOUT IT!!!! "mountain lion" 

 [ "Mountain Lion" ]

1: A woman in her 50s or older trying hard to score younger men while pretending to be younger than she is ie. The next stage of being a Cougar

  * e.g.,  ... Its 2am and there's a Mountain Lion on the hunt... She's out for mount'n younger men and lie'n about her age... a Mountain Lion. 

 [ "mountain lion" ]

1: A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.

  * e.g.,  ... I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab! 

 [ "mountain lion" ]

2: I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!

  * e.g.,  ... I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion. 

 [ "mountain lion" ]

3: I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.

 [ "mountain lion" ]

1: We all know a cougar is a hot older woman who goes after younger men. A mountain lion is an older woman with the same tastes, but hideously ugly. The name derives itself from a pun. See example below.

  * e.g.,  ... That woman isn't a cougar! She's a mountain lion, as in, "If you said you'd be mountin' that, you'd be lyin'!" 

 [ "mountain lion" ]

1: A cougar is in her 40"s. A woman 50yrs or older who shouldn't be trying to date at all unless she's chasing an 80 yr old man is a mountain lion. Wrinkled, worn out and loose.

  * e.g.,  ... I was checking out from a distance what I thought was a cougar, then she turned around and I felt sick. It was an old mountain lion on the loose! 

 [ "mountain lion" ]

1: A male who dates or marries a women at least thirty years younger than they are.

  * e.g.,  ... Hugh, age 69, is such a mountain lion his girlfriend is now 1 

 [ "mountain lion" ]

1:  A person that seems impossilbe to make friends with, but someone usually manages to. a large american wildcat

  * e.g.,  ...  Dude, you're friends with Matt? 

 [ "Mountain Lion" ]

1: The Food Loin equivalent of mt. Dew. Generic but yummy and refreshing. Cheaper than the real thing!

  * e.g.,  ... I cant afford Mt.Dew...gimmie a Mountain Lion, Dude.